so i decided to come back to practice to get in shape and fulfill my goal of doing the uninevitable. whatever ur gay. so i hung out with b schoff and mc on saturday night and we tried to hook mike up with these people. mike was being the queer bag that he is and was running away. yea whatever. so i got my permit and i drove places. i might go driving right now hurray. i thought this song was pretty sweet. bobby said it had a sweet riff but the guys voice sucks. oh well it is one of godsmacks better songs. they have 3 that are the same but what can ya do about it. no im not swimming in the meet this weekend cause i am definitly not in shape to do it yet. but i will be back in shape soon. as i already am.


so i was swimming in front of brynn and ive only been back to practice for 5 days. and she goes ya well atleast i dont slack.. let’s look at this… ur swimming behind someone who has been oout for 2 months and u call that not slacking? and u say im slacking by going in front of someone who took no breaks? yea thats right. im a slacker cause i can beat u. whatever ur gay.

Captain’s Log: Day 2


Nonetheless I awaited the arrival of daybreak to the car of transport. I entered and waited my fate. I arrived and did the usual procedure. The arms never really gave way, signs of improvement are showing. At five I decided to connect via Ancient Civilization’s cell phone to my maternal connection, need I add I had a marvellous time sliding out the key pad. I could not reach the maternal connection, or sibling two so I decided to travel back into the performance area. After the objective was complete I made my way into the changing station to find one Agent X had left the performance and come back as to not be turned in. What a douche.

Captain’s Log: Day 1


As the Monday dawned into my seemingly empty soul, fate reered it’s ugly head into my pitiful face. I waited for the transportation of the transporter to arrive and transport me at the destination. With a mix of feelings as to what would soon befall onto me, I imagined being on a roller coaster that I could not get off, knowing I could not quit until it was over with. I arrived at the destination and made my way down the walk of shame. I got into the uniform for which I would be performing in for the next few hours and slowly made my way to the field of which I was to perform. From there I met with the felicatations malfactor. We started off with a grueling ten 300′ of multiple movement, not so bad at the onset but what would happen I knew would come. We finished that and proceeded on to the twenty 450′ on which I was moved to the slow opening. I was to lead while doing 300′. My arms gave way at about the 75 minute mark for which I knew there was no turning back. I completed the rest of the performance and made my way to write the log. Perhaps better fortune will bestow me on the marrow.

well i passed drivers ed, who rah. lame. but who cares. i didnt go to the banquet. i figured i write in here to attrack more ppl to look at that awesome picture… tell me who that is and ill give u a hug. ur lame.


records on vinyl are sweet.


suck a dick

oh man isnt julie g smart. she came up with some conclusion i dont no what it is but its in here. she told me something i never realized: i liked brynn, brody goes out with brynn, i like allison, brody goes out with allsion! i like mollie… BRODY GOES OUT WITH MOLLIE! HURRAY!


oh man i guess i never realized that… but what can ya do.


brody needs to find some knew girls that i dont no

alright, summer needs to get here fastttttt. school blows and i cant wait to get of this house all summer. well whatever life still blows.


i went back to bulldogs hurray… not. i hate being at the rec, at least we can do starts there tho. whatever.

wowzers the swim season is almost over. last nigtht we had a tri-meet vs Salem and Pioneer, we lost to pioneer but beat salem. i dropped 6 seconds in my 500 free and got down to a 5:07 then i dropped 4 seconds in my 200 im and out touched peter keeler for first in the heat and went a 2:09. i got first in both heats. prolly somewhere around 3rd over all.


school is going faster now that i guess im used to it.


less than 1 month until leagues hurray!!!1


today ive decided, by looking at chelsea racer and some other unmentionables, that cheerleaders are gay. u can tell there smiles are fake, cheerleading is such a stupid sport, ur dancing sucks it over it. expecially during pep assemblys when they do that cheer and tehres no music and they try to act tough. its pretty stupid. chelsea racer is still a fag tho, i heard what they did to her house pretty sweet stuff.